Bob's Hornet

At 16, Katy was learning how to drive. Bob decided to take her on a long country road to a small city so she could get used to city driving. On the way, her first time on a long stretch of road, they were driving with the windows open. Bob had his arm hanging out the window when a hornet flew up the sleeve of his short-sleeve t-shirt. The hornet stung Bob in the back three times, he started screaming. Katy yelled, "Should I pull over?" Bob replied "NO!!" Bob wiggled back and forth to try to kill the hornet between the seat and his back, in the process of doing this, the hornet made it down his pants and started stinging his butt. 

Katy again hollered, "Do you want me to pull over?" Bob was not ready to relent, and emphatically told Katy to keep going. 

 After the hornet had succeeded in stinging Bob 4 times in the butt, Katy yelled out again "Are you sure you don't want me to pull over?" Bob screamed back, "Yes, Yes, pull the frig over!" He jumped out of the car and yanked his pants down. The hornet escaped and flew down near the ground. Bob, not wanting to allow the hornet to live, scootched after it with his pants around his ankles not able to get full stride. The hornet won and Bob looked back at the car, pants still around his ankles. He wondered where Katy was. She was face down on the passenger seat, laughing so hard she had to hold her stomach to contain the pain. 

Bob got back into the car with 7 hornet stings on his back and butt.